12 Things That Happen Every Time Jews Get Together To Eat

1. There is enough food to feed an army


2. People are forced to eat “just one more piece – do you want it to go to waste?”

3. Jewish geography gets competitive


4. Someone mentions a sensitive topic from 10 years ago

5. Politics comes up, and won’t come down


6. Two children fight and the parents get involved

7. So many (dirty) jokes

8. But someone gets offended

9. And someone else has too much wine


giphy via Game of Thrones

10. It takes an hour to get the guests outside


11. And the conversation carries all the way to the front door

12. But at the end of the day – everyone laughs a lot, eats a lot (drinks a lot) and agrees to do it again soon!